Map out our state’s breweries on the wall at Midtown’s New York Beer Company
It’s Super Bowl Week here in New York! So we’d like to extend a warm welcome (as warm as can be, given the weather) to everyone visiting, especially Seattle and Denver fans. You fans are coming from some of the best craft beer cities in the United States, so you’re probably wondering what New York has to offer. Maybe you think we’re a snooty wine and cocktail town, and we’re a vast wasteland of Bud Light (a certain company with a cruise ship parked on the Hudson would have you think that). But we’re here to prove to you, the craft beer drinkers who root for the Seahawks and Broncos, that there’s a vast beer scene here for you to enjoy.
Craft beers in NYC. Perfect.
Men. Fashion icons. Men. Men who have worn button-down shirts for almost 2000 years. Men who were born wearing charity run promotional t-shirts and Heineken boxers. These are the men that have opinions on the outfits I choose to wear. According to this article on the HuffPost, these men—decked out in basketball shorts though they have not run for years—realllllly hate our clothing. They also believe that we need to hear about it. Oh! OH! Thank you, Oh Lord in And1 Sweatshirt From HS! I greatly appreciate the advice! I only dress solely for you and old people, who seem to be the most vocal about my dresses! Still, in the words of “CARRIE BRADSHAW” it got me to thinking. I’d like to explain myself. I don’t want you to think I don’t love you guys and need to look like a constant walking fuck machine for you! So I’ve come up with a counter-list, explaining why I wear the crazy trends I do: